We was getting into a big argument on P45 about Free Will and Determinism and somebody stuck their oar in saying God(Jehovah) was better than Allah, and then someone asked if there was a set of Top Trumps for Deities.
There is now...
...or at least, as a work in progress.
Post your deities here, together with a top Trump score.
This is for fun and not intended to offend.
One per post, please.
I'll kick off.
JEHOVAH
God of the Jews and Christians. Famous for having no stomach (see Talmud).
Claims to be Omnipotent, Omniscient and to have created the Universe.
Also claims to be the only God.
So in this special case, toss a coin for the answers, as they can vary.
Omnipotence: [HEADS] 9 (out of ten) [TAILS] 0 (out of ten)
Depending on whether you are an adherent or not. Important only for Monotheistic deities.
Omniscience: [HEADS] 9 (out of ten) [TAILS] 0 (out of ten) ditto
Morality Rating: [HEADS] 9 (out of ten) [TAILS] 0 (out of ten)
How "Good" is this deity, and the morality they propose? Some characters (like Cthulu) might be in minus figures here.
Specially concerned with: [HEADS] LOVE [TAILS] VENGEANCE
Difficulty for adherents to follow teachings : [HEADS] 9 [TAILS] 0
Scriptures (volumes): 5
This is an assessment of the volume of scriptures available. The Pali Canon and Hinduism are probably up there with 10 each, as it's scarcely possible to have more scriptures.
Go nuts!