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Pomona

Living With A Witch - Some observations!

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Guest WoodSong

Absolutely stunning. I'm pointing the Spiritualist at it now :P

 

blessings WoodSong

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Queenie

Fantastic write, well done!

 

Queenie

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Pomona

Bumping this for someone who asked for it! :o_devil:

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Guest Motherraven

:o_devil: Glad you did Pomona - it's brilliant and I am printing it out for the Ancient Mariner to read - he will doubtless agree, p** himself laughing and finally agree that his own beloved isnt that unusual :D

Edited by Motherraven

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Guest applestar

Very funny, although some of the finer points are probably lost on me :o_roflmao:

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Pomona

Hope you don't mind, someone asked me the other day about this so I'm bumping it up ;)

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Shakalah

Brilliant :o

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Pomona

Time for a bump and a re-read.

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Guest Tas Mania

It's frighteningly late, especially as I'm up again at 6.30, plus having house rewired& renovated.

BUT - I cackled merrily through this thread, and THANX POMONA fer rejigging it!

 

Wit AND wisdom? Wow! Scored again guys!

 

Tas however, has her tuppence worth to contribute.

Please, ENJOY INSTALMENT ONE!!! :P :rolleyes: :D

(& I quote... :) )

 

"Olde Farmers Manky Cock Real Ale instead of Carling Black Label."

(then reply, thusly... :P )

 

"All of our Fully Organic farmers have been tested to Government Standard, “’Rainbowteam’, code pink,” and have been indelibly bar-coded to substantiate this fact.

They regularly immerse themselves I sheepdip, thus ensuring their cleanliness by the removal of black stuff. They have thereby earned the coveted “Black Label” award, for valour and stamina in the field of duty.

(In other words, our farmers know HOW to plough a furrow!)

(And also how to avoid asking “Wears the soap?”)"

 

:)

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Freebird

I remember this the first time round. I'm now getting strange looks from the rest of the office as I chuckle away to myself. Thanks for resurrecting it again :P

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Guest RamsHart

Greetings

Bloody marvelous!

I was wondering.. erm should I take the pentagram off my garden gate then?? :P

Blessed be

R.Hart

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Guest Kitchenwitch

Merry meet Vert and that's the funniest thing I have ever read and it's unknown for me to smile let alone howl with laughter at 9.14am! Very perceptive ye be!

My hubby will love this as he too is long suffering and spends most of his life dazed and confused... Brilliant! :P BB

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Guest elbee7

I never saw this the first time round and have really appreciated it. I literally WAS howling with laughter!

 

Many blessings Vert - and Hubbard says "Its all TRUE!!!"

 

Elbee x

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Guest Whippet

As i newbie i never saw this first time round...

 

but i have been crying tears of laughter while reading

 

very well writen and spot on

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Guest Fillionous

Finally caught up with this Dozzie! OMG... :blink: :lol: There are great big chunks of truth in that!

Love it!

 

BB,BB

Fillionous

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Guest Heron

hehehe. loving the part about the JWs. I have a similar reaction, Pomona!

 

 

H

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Guest Eagledance

That is excellent stuff P

Do you really have a dead goat on your altar? Mine's too small - would a dead fly do instead?

And what's with the fingers to tne moon?

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Guest Son_Of_Samhain

HAHA alot of that is so true. I do quite a bit of that, especially about saying "Oh My Gods" and talking about how Christmas stole Yule and Easter stole Ostara and so on. HAHA

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Queenie

Oh blessed be the bumper, this is hysterical. It reminds me of when Very lived with me and my husband turned to us one day and said, 'I can tell I live with a couple of witches'.

 

I asked him how comes and he replied ...

 

'I can never get in the bathroom and the whole house stinks of fcuking incense'

 

Q

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Guest Quasizoid

Usually none of the "muggles" notice anything of my shamanic madness until they start preaching morals at me. That's when they get that sardonic laugh with the old "Nice try pal, but I'm not a Christian, so go away while you still have a chance."

They usually do. :D

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Guest honeywitch

Superb! Definitely hawk this out to the magazines - help with mortgage!!!!

:-)

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