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Living With A Witch - Some observations!

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Guest woozle

Brilliant Vert. I'm going to have to translate this into italian though for the wife!!

Loved the bit about tony robinson, so true.

Loved it.

 

woozle

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Guest Stormbringer

What a great piece of writing, if only I had this when I met my last boyfriend... I could have just printed it out and handed it to him - I might still do that, we're still on good terms and I'm sure he will find it amusing too :o_sleep:

 

And I know where to find it when the next non-pagan bloke shows up lol

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Guest Catkin

Thats *fantastic* :o_hail::):blush:

 

Have sent to the bf...

 

Catxx

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Guest Lantern_Light

Lolol the funniest thing i've read in ages and so scarily true.

BBs LL

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Pomona

Bump!!

 

It was time for the new members to see this!!

 

:o_wave:

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Guest Rainbow Moonbeams

Absolutely priceless.

 

I want to print it off and laminate it as a placemat for the dinner table, I think..... :)

 

Thanks for posting.

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davkin

I don't know how I missed this.

 

Brilliant ! Vert.

 

Of course Heathens do not suffer from these problems as by Odin's Holy Word we are

enjoined not to sleep in the embrace of a witch.

 

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Artemis

LOVED that :(

Thanks for sharing!

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Penardun

Haahaaa! Excellent!

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Guest Hillwitch

My jaw dropped as I started reading through..so much of it is ME, and I never would have realised!!!! I am going to let OH read it later. Very very funny stuff, thanks

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Freebird

Bump!

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Moonhunter

Oh YES! I', so pleased someone bumped this. I was thinking it was time again.

 

And now I know Vert, it's just so...him. :)

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Maeve

Thanks for the bump - this has made my day. My OH is also a witch but I have had bewildered boyfriends in the past and could have done with this for a laugh :)

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Guest Totally_Goddess

Brilliant read - well worth the bump

 

 

better not let my hubby see this - I have just about convinced him that all this is completely normal - :)

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Guest Dragonthyme

Fantastic I can't even see to type!

Well done Vert! :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :o_hail: :lol: :)

 

Just read it out to OH he has burst out laughing and nearly cut his finger off, must stop reading things like this to him whilst he's cutting up wood for a staff!

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Guest Alarh-Gwydn

I knew there had to be a good reason proper witchcraft has never seemed quite right for me- it must be coz I bloody hate patchouli... :) :(

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fizzyclare1

bump....laughted my head off...

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Pomona

Bumping this as a result of the "Do you have a God/Goddess who is special to you" thread :D

 

Do enjoy...

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Moonhunter

I thought I'd do a google to see if this has escaped further into the wild. Well, it's still here, and it's not unexpected to see it on a witchy site (and the owner, to be fair, does ask to be informed who wrote it. But the thing that had me spraying whisky over the keyboard is its entry in a Jehovah's Witness forum.

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Pomona

Aaaaaghhh!! Vert's going to have a seizure when he sees that! :lol: :lol:

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Guest Nelly

Oh crikey, my sides hurt, thats just so ruddy brilliant!!! :o_roflmao:

Printing it out for hubby....I just know hes gonna appreciate it :D

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Maeve

Has me laughing every time I read it - thanks for bumping it again!

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Blackvelvet

I read this quite awhile ago and recognised bits about myself that rang true and about others around me but now I've come back there's a heap loads more ,should I be worried !!! Lol :)

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Aoife

BRILLIANT :o_rofl:. Will definitely have to have copies of this for any new prospective gentlemen callers :o_claps:

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Guest Mayinsy

excellent! had to read it out to my husband as he was wondering why i was laughing so much.

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