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Two morons sitting on a fence. A big moron and a little moron. 

Why did only the big moron fall off? 

Cause the other was a little "moron" . 

:o_dance:

 

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Veys

What did the buffalo say to his son as he left home? 

"Bison" 

:o_weeping:

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nappadog

When I'm dancing with my honey and her nose is really runny , don't think it's funny coz it snot.....

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Moorguide

You are both in detention for crimes against comedy :ph34r: 

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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? 
 
His Korea is over! :coz_custpent:
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Simple Simon met a pie man on his way to the fair, said simple Simon to the pie man what have you got there, said the pie man to simple Simon pies you simple c*:t!:-)

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Moorguide

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

:ph34r:

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nappadog
53 minutes ago, Moorguide said:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

:ph34r:

Hey lexdysics are teople poo

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Moorguide

Ha Ha! Very good. Try this one 

Last night I dreamed that I was weightless! I was like, 0mg

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.”:coz_ton:

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The funniest thing I ever heard was totally unintentional (and a little cruel if well deserved)......me and owd Fred were digging a footing and the wagon driver for the company had no deliveries so had been put on the barrow for us , well he had a terrible stutter and that afternoon while we were sweating and digging in a narrow trench in the hot sun he pipes up (while sat with his legs dangling in the footing)" aaat lllllleast iiiitttss nnnnnnnot bad digdddiging ffffred" to which Fred replied quick as a flash" it's easy for you to say sat there".....

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Anyway I've just made a tiny little bird from mahogany and was thinking it'd be great if I could make a joke about it wouldn tit.......

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Moorguide

Wouldn tit be funny if the birds name was mahog- Annie! OK OK! I know it's really lame. My excuse is that I'm demob happy on this last day of term.  

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I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"

:coz_ton: I'm lovin' this thread, it evokes my silly head! 

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I said to my mate the other day ,name any animal and I can make a joke up for it , he said beaver....I thought damn can't think of anything so I said better still any word he said excrement I thought sh1t he's got me again:-(

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Got invited to a wedding today,I always get really emotional at weddings though I cryed my eyes out at the last one I went to...I was fine till the vicar got to the part where he says "I don't think she's coming nappadog"

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I don't understand people,you stand in the middle of a library and scream aaarrrgghhhh and people just look at you like your crazy,do it on an aeroplane and they'll all join in ......I just don't understand it

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Moorguide

Conjunctivitis! Now that's  a site for sore eyes.

Velcro! what a rip off. 

:coz_brollythwack:

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Veys

My other half has been getting strict with me lately, but when he said I could no longer do flamingo impressions I had to put my foot down.

:o_drink:

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deebs

One day Canada will take over the rest of the world, then you'll all be sorry.

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Moorguide

Morning deebs,

Darth Vader and luke skywalker were spending christmas together.

Darth Vader: " I know what you are getting for Christmas luke" 

Luke Skywalker ; how can you possibly know that? 

Darth Vader; because I have felt your presents! 

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