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Veys

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I gave my wife a set of armour to polish I bought at an antique shop, as I had to work a nightshift. As I was off out, I asked if she was OK, and she replied that she had always wanted a night in shining armour!!!!! :o_roflmao:

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Veys

My boyfriend keeps shouting wierd stuff at night. 'Dwarf!' 'Elf!' 'Gandalf!' 

My mate asked what was up. I said 'oh these days he's always Tolkien in his sleep!!!!' 

(drops mike...) :coz_borg:

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Earthdragon

The classic play on words. 

Both made me chuckle. Cheers :)

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nappadog

My favourite....

I bought an edible chess set the other day but had to take it back I told the shop keeper" it's stale mate" he said" are you sure ?" I said" yea check mate"

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nappadog

I went fishing the other day and there were loads of bits of dead sheep floating round ,I thought bloody hell the waters a bit choppy!

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Earthdragon
1 hour ago, nappadog said:

My favourite....

I bought an edible chess set the other day but had to take it back I told the shop keeper" it's stale mate" he said" are you sure ?" I said" yea check mate"

Very good

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